Trying to write a to do list whilst high is hard

So far “take the bins out” has been written thrice.

enterlectualshawty:

If you the boo and you ain’t grabbin my booty every chance you get.

Are you my boo in the first place??

(via residentgoodgirl)

trianglejake:

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

Awesome

(via sameatschildren)

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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(via optimus--primette)

#swolfie #beard #fitness #gymunicorn #lolsign

#swolfie #beard #fitness #gymunicorn #lolsign

I’m really debating buying a couple of lava lamps and some fairy light nets.

Please someone convince me not to?

doctorfvckingwho:

that was just too easy

(via taskscape)

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via residentgoodgirl)

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

thefrogman:

Off the Leash by Rupert Fawcett [tumblr | facebook | store]

THE FRIKKEN POOPING ONE HAD ME CRYING LMFAO

(Source: theamericankid, via irontemple)

eatcakeliftweights said: Hi, your beard is glorious. Unless of course you don't have one any more... Which would be a damn shame.

Thanks, the barber attacked it this week and made it WAY smaller, but much more shapely. Quality over quantity right?

How come when your friend’s n00dz are leaked everyone goes ape shit about her privacy

But when she’s famous it’s fine lulz.